More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."