More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."
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"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."