More quotes by Beryl Dov

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."
"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."