More quotes by Beryl Dov

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."
"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."