More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."
"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."
"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."
"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"
"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."