More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."
"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."
"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."
"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"