More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."
"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."