More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"
"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."
"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."