That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fu... - Stephen King, The Stand

"The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen"

"The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen"

"She couldn't be on his wavelength all the time. That's all. When you could recognize that and deal with it, you were on your way to an adult relationship."

"That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery."

"Your first impulse is to share good news, your second is to club someone with it."