More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."
"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."
"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."
"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"