More quotes by Beryl Dov

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."
"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."
"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."
"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."