"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."
"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."
"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."