"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."
"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."
"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."