"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."
"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."
"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."
"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."
"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."