"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."
"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."
"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."