"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."