"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."
"Tonight is For the Dying I've seen it grow dark ten-thousand times, yet never once mourned the loss of light, until tonight. Tonight I'm dying, dying, dying; before morn I may be ash in an urn, I know the light will return, maybe keeping ablaze its promise to others. Maybe not.If I had my druthers, the others would bedying, dying, dying, too,tonight."
"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."
"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."
"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."