The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we g... - Beryl Dov

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."