More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."
"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."
"Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known."
"I thought we were a real love relationship. I did. I was very invested in love, but it was just this long long sex thing that could end at any moment because after all, it's just about getting off. Almost all the time, you tell yourself you're loving somebody when you're just using them. This only looks like love."
"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."