More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

"Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something."
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
"Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."
"The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open."
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."