More quotes by Beryl Dov

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."
"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."
"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."