More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."
"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."
"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."