More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."
"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."
"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."