The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femalede... - Beryl Dov

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."