More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."
"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."
"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."