"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."
"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."
"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."
"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."