More quotes by Beryl Dov

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."
"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."
"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."