More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."
"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."
"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"
"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"
"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."