More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"
"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."