More quotes by Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one."
"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"
"The things you used to own, now they own you."
"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."
"This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time."