If you could be either God’s worst enemy or nothing, which w... - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"

"You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world."

"Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?"I say, goodnight.The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"You know how they say you only hurt the ones you love? Well, it works both ways."

"Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you."