More quotes by Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"
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"The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,"says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
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"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
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"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."
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