More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."