Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be. - Beryl Dov

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."