"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."
"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."
"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."
"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."