"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."
"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"
"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."
"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"