Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents u... - Beryl Dov

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."