"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."
"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."