"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."