More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."
"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."
"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."
"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."