Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in... - Beryl Dov

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."