More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."
"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."
"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."
"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."
"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."