Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."

"I speak gibberish to the civilized world and it replies in kind."

"There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia."

"Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired of it."

"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything."