More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."
"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."
"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."
"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."
"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."