We can't choose our fate, but we can choose others. Be caref... - J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Well, we were always going to fail that one,"said Ron gloomily as they ascended the marble staircase. He had just made Harry feel rather better by telling him how he told the examiner in detail about the ugly man with a wart on his nose in the crystal ball, only to look up and realize he had been describing the examiner's reflection."

"Would you like a cough drop Dolores?"

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!""What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"

"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many."

"Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure."