More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."
"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."
"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."
"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."