What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a b... - Beryl Dov

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."