More quotes by Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish."
"Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle."
"Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you."
"The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led."
"When you can flatten entire cities at a whim, a tendency towards quiet reflection and seeing-things-from-the-other-fellow's-point- of-view is seldom necessary."