More quotes by Terry Pratchett, Small Gods

"The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish."
"We are here and it is now. The way I see it is, after that, everything tends towards guesswork."
"Just because you can explain it doesn't mean it's not still a miracle."
"There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do."
"Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think."