More quotes by Beryl Dov

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."
"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."
"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"
"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."