More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."
"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."
"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."