More quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
"Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent."
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."
"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
"A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity."