More quotes by George Bernard Shaw

"Science never solves a problem without creating ten more"
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
"Schools and schoolmasters, as we have them today, are not popular as places of education and teachers, but rather prisons and turnkeys in which children are kept to prevent them disturbing and chaperoning their parent."
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."