What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if y... - Beryl Dov

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."