More quotes by Beryl Dov

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."
"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."